Ahnara’s Comedy Lounge
Because sometimes Spirt just needs a laugh.
Welcome to Ahnara’s Comedy Lounge — where light meets laughter, halos hang on coat racks, and ascended masters occasionally forget what dimension they're in.
This is a soul space for play, parody, and spiritual stand-up. Because let’s face it... enlightenment’s more fun when you’re laughing through it. 😇✨
Enter the Lounge. The cosmic mic is on.
Zoom Transmissions
💻 Welcome to Zoom Transmissions
The sacred digital den of glitchy guides, pixelated prophets, and angelic audio delays.
“Paramahansa Logs Into Zoom”
Host: Paramahansa, we can't see you. Can you turn your camera on?
Paramahansa: I have transcended the need for visual form.
Host: Okay... can you at least unmute?
Paramahansa: My silence speaks louder than your words.
Host: ...Fair.
(A radiant golden light appears on screen. Everyone forgets their questions and cries peacefully.)
✨ Ascended LOLs: Cosmic Cameos from the Other Side of the Veil
🎭 [Spotlight dims. Soft harp glissando. Paramahansa slowly floats into view, hands folded in serenity.]
✨ “Paramahansa Tries Guided Meditation”
*“Welcome to your guided meditation,” the app said.
'Close your eyes.
Breathe in... Breathe out...
Imagine yourself on a peaceful cloud...'*
Paramahansa opened one eye and sighed.
“I am the cloud.”
(He deleted the app and returned to stillness.)
🌟 “Archangel Michael Hosts a Podcast”
“Welcome back to Sword & Light — the podcast where we cut through illusions and call in clarity.”
Today’s guest: Mercury retrograde.
It didn’t show up. Again.
Michael sighed, polished his armor, and moved on to the next episode: “Protecting Your Peace with Boundary Bubble Shields.”
🎩 “Saint Germain Buys a Crystal”
Cashier: “Would you like to cleanse it when you get home?”
Saint Germain: “Darling, I am the cleanser.”
🌙 “Metatron Tries Minimalism”
Cleaned out his energy grid.
Deleted 44,000 redundant timelines.
Kept only a singing bowl and one perfectly symmetrical triangle.He now lives in a studio apartment made entirely of lightcodes.
📜 Comedy Scroll: “Zoom with the Ascended Masters”
Ahnara’s Comedy Lounge | Lightbody Laughter Series
Scene: You receive a surprise invite for a “Lightbody Alignment Check-in” on Zoom.
You click the link.
*🎥 [Zoom opens.]
Saint Germain is already on screen, wearing a deep violet blazer with stars on the lapels.
SG:
“Ahnara, darling! You’re muted. No, not energetically — just… click the button.”
Kuthumi appears late, holding a mug that says “This incarnation better have snacks.”
Kuthumi:
“Sorry, I was… breathing. Got stuck between dimensions. Again.”
Adamus joins. No camera. Mic on. Ambient wind noises.
“I’m here. I’m everywhere. Also—if anyone can mute Enki, that’d be great.”
Chat box:
Metatron: ✨ Blessings received.
Archangel Michael: 🗡️ Do not be afraid.
You: “Do we need to take notes?”
SG: “Darling, these ARE the notes.”
SG clicks “Share Screen.”
It’s a slideshow titled: "Your Lightbody and You: An Illustrated Guide to Quantum Casualwear."
Slide 1: “Velvet = Victory”
Slide 2: “Layers of Fabric = Layers of Awakening”
Slide 3: “Why Timeline Hopping in Pajamas is Spiritually Sound”
Kuthumi types in the chat:
“Can someone send me the Zoom recording? I ascended halfway through Slide 2.”
SG closes the meeting with flair:
“Remember: you are that you are.
But also… keep your camera angled slightly upward. Divine lighting, darling.”
✨ Part of Ahnara’s Comedy Lounge
Lightbody Laughter Series
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